Fishing

Katt Williams has a bit he does about single people and married people. He shouts out to all the married people and then the single people and he compares how they respond. The married people are not nearly as enthusiastic in their response, and he claims that they are not nearly as enthusiastic about going out in general. The single people are hyped. They get their hair done, dress up, smell good, and just enjoy life a little more. Yep, life is better for single people. Until the end of the night, when you go home drunk and alone and heat up old chinese food. You stand in your kitchen lonely and drunk crying to God "Why oh why am I so lonely, please send me someone".
Now, while I can't say that I'm that desperate or lonely, I understand the point he's making. Lynne and I went to 4 different bars last night (and back to the hut 3 times), and there was little or no action. There was one idiot snotty guy who thought he was better than me, just because I'm some drunk blonde girl, and he lives in Belize. I was just waiting to drop the hammer on him with my standard move when guys are douchey and snobby: I ask them what they do for a living and then when they ask me what I do I say "Oh me, I'm a physicist." But he wouldn't take the bait. Who answers a question about their job with "I live in Belize"? Douchebag. Lynne watched all of this from the sidelines and she was equally as disappointed when I didn't let him have it. We walked out instead.

Anyway...
Fishing is only fun if you catch something, otherwise you're just some idiot dangling a string into the water