I am stupid

everyone knows that some things seem like a good idea when drunk but turn out not to be in the light of sobriety. An example would be my decision to let people draw on me for drinks. I brought the sharpie to the bar in order to draw a mustache on myself should i decide to. I ended up with my arms, stomach and back FULL of ink. The interestingart was knowing what it must feel like to have sleeves. I hope someone got a picture. The men are fucking coming out of the woodwork. Every guy i've dated in the last ten years has popped in on me in the last two weeks. A guy that i had the hots for earlier this year was at the bar last night and i decided to tell him my thoughts. He had a girlfriend then so i never acted but he was f-i-n-e fine. He said he always thought i was cute too. I probably could have made out with him. A girl I know offered to have sex with me. I wonder if she was serious. She knows who she is and is probably going to read this. Another girl kissed me. It was hot lesbian action for me last night. Unfortunately i prefer sausage to taco. I went to sleep at about 4 and woke up at 3:30. I'm still hung over. Another guy who i sort of had a thing with has decided to parade his new girlfriend in front of me. It hasn't been that long since we were last together. It's over for sure now. I think. Oh well, i like someone else anyway. Not just anyone, mind you, he happens to be the perfect guy. Perfect. Hot, funny, and great in the sack. I hope it works out. anyway, i'm going to go sleep off my hangover.