Warning: TMI ahead

So I figured out what my dreams are about: apparently I am actually gay. Not really, I like boys still, but last night a stripper gave them a real run for their money. I've been to the nudie bar millions of times and had much vagina in my face, and it's never really affected me one way or the other. Yesterday was my birthday and I wasn't expecting much. It's hard to get people out on a Wednesday, so I didn't even really invite anybody except a couple of friends, and one of them canceled at the last minute. I didn't even expect to stay out till closing. Honestly I'm okay with that, I'm not going to school this summer so I'm getting plenty of partying in. My fourth of July weekend was quite wild, thank you. So when someone suggested Sassy's I was game, cause it was more exciting than what I was doing: sitting at the Hut being too full from the mixed grill seafood dinner my parents bought me. We didn't even really sit on the rail till I started to get really buzzed. I told all the girls it was my birthday and they were awfully nice to me. So there's one really hot girl at sassy's and anyway, I'm gay now. Not really.