ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

I'm considering a life-change haircut. Not to be confused with a change-of-life haircut, change-of-life meaning menopause. No, life-change, meaning I dumped my boyfriend and got a real life. Really, I've got this weird bang thing going on that I don't particularly care for, but also I feel I need my hair to reflect how different I feel. Did I mention I'm very particular with my hair? Obsessed really (but Amber, you don't get obsessed!). As I like to say, there are only 2 haircuts I look good with: long or bobbed, both all one length. It's true though. So guess which one I'm going for now? Okay, look for the brand new, better than ever, hot as hell, AMBER 2.0, coming soon to a bar near you. Okay the Sandy Hut.