I got 99 problems but a man aint one

I actually only have 2 problems, but a dude still aint one. Problem1: I am sick. And I don't know why. I don't have a cold, a little lung phlegm, though, but I have a pretty high fever. Pretty colors, though! Problem 2: You know that show Reba, on the WB with Reba McEntyre? I like it. I think it's really funny. I'm just not normal.