martin wins the contest for coolest dude ever.

i can only recount what i was told, i cannot verify. the last thing i remember was sitting at the table with dr.j and myi sisters boyfriend. after that i woke up. I have absolutely deleted from my brain every shred of evidence that anything happened in between those two events. As they have been told to me, the subsequent events are as follows: I was "waltzed" out by Martin as that was the easiest way for him to carry me. He and Dr. J escorted me to my house where they carried me inside, at which point my pants fell (sans underwear, oh horror). I used to date Martin so this is not new, um, information so to speak. Then i threw up on everything i own. Martin cleaned this up for me as i was incapacitated. I guess i spent a few hours in the bathroom, still bottomless, while the party raged on without me. I am kind of mortified that Martin saw me like this. Nothing like this has ever happened to me. I have never blacked out so utterly, but have definitely never puked in my sleep or even been incapacitated. At the very least i'm conscious. However i won't even try to convince him of that. Thanks to everyone for comin out and i'll see yall next weekend where i will try to stay conscious.