fuckin egg sandwiches

are good, eh. i just took one of my, um ex messes-with home (damn he's fuckin cute!!!!). Then i had an egg sandwich. The key is the new-seasons sourdough bread. It's chewey goodness makes me feel good to be alive, yah know. Tha sista used all the fuckin cheddah so all i had left was some damn pepperjack. Still tasted muthafuckin good!!!! my recipe for a post drinkin egg sandwhich one egg- scrambled with a utensil and nuked for 1 minute. cheese- whatevah your favorite flavor is, put it on top right out of the microwave bread- good shit, not that franz garbage. Put it in the toaster while nukeing the egg soz it ll be perfect. eggs done, breads toasted, cheez is melted. Put a smidge of mayo on the bottom bun, then eggz n cheez, then top bread. I sware to god its the bread. good, drunken fullness. Night my lovelies.