Amber is the color of her energy (puke)

So lots of girls have songs with their name in it:

Rosanna, Amy, Sara, Angie, you get the idea.

For a while I thought the only song with my name in it was that lame 311 song i used in the title of this blog.

So i decided to look into it further and the results were a bit sad. I found a few more songs. Theres this really disturbing one by a band i never heard of: The Quinns

well she has all day
but she takes all night
and she has her way
when we have fights
she won't stop
even if the tears are streaming down
and when she's angry enough
well she'll call the whole g*ddamn town

so i said amber calls me
calls me on the telephone
and she spends all night
tellin' me how she's alone

so she calls me up
(hey when'd she call you man?)
oh, it was about half-passed nine
(was it really that late? what happened?)
so i asked her out
(hey man what'd she say? what'd she say?)
oh-but I got denied!
(oh shit!)
yeah she'll call back and tell me
tell me all about her day
it's like she's sleep-talkin'
cause i can't understand a single word she say

so i said amber calls me
calls me on the telephone
and she spends all night
tellin' me how she's alone

i tell you she's a beast
no she won't let me sleep
the ideas come out
no secrets she will keep
she goes on and on about the dumbest things i've ever heard
and once again it's like she's sleep-talkin'
cause i can't understand a single word
sleepless morning, can't stop yawning
can't she please let me rest

so we make our way to the beach
bottles of rum sitting in the back seat
to there's a spot that we was last week
no time for talking so baby don't speak
and she gets wet when we find the water
when we boat with you we find your daughter
there's rum right 'round your head
while we bangin' doggy 'gainst the bed

she won't stop
even if the tears are streaming down
and when she's angry enough
well she'll call the whole g*ddamn town

so i said amber calls me
calls me on the telephone
and she spends all night
tellin' me how she's alone

(alright) i said amber calls me
calls me on the telephone
and she spends all night
tellin' me how she's alone

(I said)

amber calls me
amber calls me
amber calls me
amber calls me
amber calls me
amber calls me
amber calls me

So there's that. Its really not a very nice song.

I had high hopes for this one by Metallica:

Get in bed with your own kind
Live your life so you don't see mine
Drape your back so you won't shine

Ooh then she holds my hand
And I lie to get a smile

Using what I want
To get what you want

Ooh sweet amber
How sweet are you?
How sweet does it get?

Chase the rabbit, fetch the stick
She rolls me over 'till I'm sick
She deals in habits, deals in pain
I run away, but I'm back again

Ooh then she holds my hand
And I lie to get a smile
And she squeezes tighter
I still lie to get a smile

She holds the pen that spells the end
She traces me and draws me in

I think this one is about drugs.

So there you have it. The only love song with my name in it is a lame one by 311:

BRAINSTORM
Take me away from the norm
I've got to tell you something..
This phenomenon
I had to put it in a song,
and it goes like:

Whoa
Amber is the color of your energy
Whoa
Shades of gold displayed naturally

You ought to know what brings me here
You glide through my head blind to fear,
and I know why-

Whoa
Amber is the color of your energy
Whoa
Shades of gold displayed naturally

Whoa
Amber is the color of your energy
Whoa
Shades of gold displayed naturally

You live too far away
Your voice rings like a bell anyway
Don't give up your independence
unless it feels so right
Nothing good comes easily;
Sometimes you've got to fight

Whoa
Amber is the color of your energy
Whoa
Shades of gold displayed naturally

Launched a thousand ships in my heart, so easy
Still, it's fine from afar, and you know that

Whoa
Brainstorm
Take me away from the norm
Whoa
I've got to tell you something

So if you like me write a song about me