007

After Roger Moore finished his last james bond movie there was debate over who should play him next. I was a huge fan of Remington Steele at the time, and of course, Pierce Brosnan was up for the part. I just knew he was perfect for it. Who did they choose? Timothy f'ing Dalton. Two movies later, they finally saw the light, and Pierce did 3 movies as the spy. Proving, of course, that I am always right. Then, after Brosnan's run, it was time to choose a new one. I had heard a rumor that Clive Owen was being considered. I had recently seen a movie called 'Croupier' in which Owen starred brilliantly, and I just knew he was the right man. Whom did they choose? Daniel Craig, a f'ing blonde. Hopefully they see the light, because I would LOVE to see Clive Owen as 007. I think he might need to be a bit older, though. Also, rumor has it, he turned it down. Whatever, they just need to remember that I am always right.