First i asked everything in my apartment if it cared that i was drunk; my closet, my kitchen, my tv. No response. then i threw up. no one cared. while i was throwing up i ---- -- ------ a little. still nothing. then i danced around a little with no pants on, just for good measure. then, just to be sure, i bent over and showed my bare ass to anyone in my empty apartment who cared. cry sweet freedom
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