indifference

First i asked everything in my apartment if it cared that i was drunk; my closet, my kitchen, my tv. No response. then i threw up. no one cared. while i was throwing up i ---- -- ------ a little. still nothing. then i danced around a little with no pants on, just for good measure. then, just to be sure, i bent over and showed my bare ass to anyone in my empty apartment who cared. cry sweet freedom

Thank You

a big thank you to everyone who sent well wishes to me after my fucking house burnt down. Special thanks to Lea, Kat, Jesse, Sara, Lynne, and Stefan for personally making the most traumatic time of my life not so bad. Seriously, you guys made it so i can laugh about the whole thing. The bbq smell has mellowed into a more complex beef-jerky aroma, and i am slowly washing everything i managed to salvage (which isn't much). Believe it or not the Red Cross has been a big help. They gave my sister hotel vouchers (i didn't need them), they also gave us both $300 debit cards to replace clothes and buy groceries. They will also help replace beds, and even help with a deposit for a new place. In hindsight i can say that FIRE IS FUCKING SCARY and ALWAYS GET RENTERS INSURANCE.