My house burned down

so my house burned down tonight. not to the ground, but it aint pretty. I can't live there anymore. call me and tell me you love me. 503-515-1789

OOT

one other thing it's funny the tricks your memory plays on you. for example; i always thought slash played guitar on Michael Jackson's "dirty diana". i swear i even have vivid memories of Slash in the video, tophat and belt, along side michael jackson. apparently i am completely delusional. I downloaded the video and googled the song. Not only did Slash not appear in the video, he did not even play in the song. He did, however, play on two other MJ songs. He was also quoted in a special about MJ as saying that the song he wished he had played on was ......"dirty diana". I agree.

It takes two

It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock the microphone Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious 'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like the way that I rhyme at a show The reason why, man, I don't know So let's go, 'cause It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step I got an idea That I wanna share You don't like it? So what, I don't care I'm number one, the uno, I like comp Bring all the suckers 'cause all them I'll stomp Bold and black but I won't protect All of my followers 'cause all I want is respect I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture A slick brother that can easy outfox ya Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah And on the mike, I'm known to be the freshest So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! The situation that the Base is in I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend But listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend 'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior I take care of ya and then ya get wearier So just sit, my rhymes arenot counterfeit The record sells which makes this one a hit It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert Take off your shirt Make sure it don't hit the dirt I like the kids--the guys, the girls I want the ducats 'cause this is Rob Base's world I'm on a mission, ya better just listen To my rhymes 'cause I'm all about dissin' 'Cause It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! I stand alone, don't need anyone 'Cause I'm Rob, just came ot have fun Don't need friends that act like foes 'Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows About things that make ya get weary Don't cheer me, just hear me Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!) Before I turn the party out I won't stutter-- Project my voice, speak clearly So you can be my choice On stage or on record Go to the Wiz and select it Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac If you want static, so let's go So, throw upyour hands Go for what you know Bro', I got an ego Yo, talkin' to me? No Oh 'Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up We're not soft, soyou better just slack up 'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze Rock the mike with the help of EZ Rock on the set, the music plays Only cuts the records that I say It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! All right, now, EZ Rock now, when I count to three I want you ot get busy You ready now? One, two, three, get loose now! It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it!

dilemma

so i have been temping at the doubletree as a prep cook. I'm very in to cooking as some of you know and i have been working in restaurants for 11 years. Usually i am a front of the house employee, serving, bussing, etc. I just got a job at the Red Star doing catering which will be a substantial difference in pay (i'm only making like 9 dollars an hour at the doubletree. The problem is they asked me to stay on at the doubletree and do banquet prep, where i may actually get to cook some stuff (I just do a lot of knife work right now). For the first time in a long time i am actually excited to go to work. I really want to keep learning to cook, maybe be on a line eventually.

My Iration

is that a word? oh well. I rarely get up in arms about an issue. I don't like when men call women bitches, i don't like when people make fun of other people, and i fucking hate creationists. I swear to god they have got to be the most ignorant, deluded people on the planet. Let me preface this rant by saying i respect very deeply the right of all persons to believe exactly as they choose and to teach their children accordingly, (hough i also think children should have some sort of right to a broad range of opinions and theories and be able to make their own minds up. I also think it was a minor victory for free speech that intelligent design won the right to be taught alongside evolution in schools, since a great enough portion of the population believe it strongly enough. That said i think that these intelligent design fucks are all a big fucking bunch of ostriches that would rather stick their heads in the sand then trust themselves to correctly interpret that book that they run their lives by. Make no mistake, i am a religious person (we won't get into which one right now), however, i can't believe that these people would buy into a theory so inherently flawed as creationism in the interest of taking every word of the bible as blind law. If you really need god to be that infallible that you would take what has been so corrupted and polluted by the hands of man and is obviously largely metaphor, parable, and allegory, to be a literal telling of the story of ENTIRE universe, then you have missed the entire point. (My kingdom is in you?!). The lack of faith in the individual is not what i find so incredibly insulting about creationism, though. It is the blind disregard for something i hold so dear; science. I think that the scientific pursuits are some of the loftiest of men and are going to bring us into the most exciting frontiers we can imagine. I also fail to see how one can not appreciate a truly elegant solution. WHY IS THE IDEA OF EVOLUTION SO HARD TO RESOLVE WITH THE EXISTENCE OF GOD? In my mind i give much more credit to a higher power who would come up with something so ingenious as darwinism than one who just shit us out in seven days just as we are now, will be, and always have been. Gimme a break, talk about stagnant. And lastly, if you freakin think about it, Genesis is not entirely unresolveable from a darwinist perspective. "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth"- well yah, he pretty much did. "Then he created the seas and the land to divide them"- check. "Then he created the stars"- still with ya."Then he created man and the beasts" this in no way contradicts an evolutionary basis. Anyways, i gotta go to class. thanks for listening.

food poisoning

i have pinpointed the source of my troubles. Lynn and i went to stanfords last night with the fockers. I had a caesar salad. I have food poisoning. i felt like shit and threw up, then i felt better and i was all "damn i'm hungry". so i ate. now i'm sick again. fuck.

hey nonny nonny

so i had fun monday. it was great. I really like the guy. I think he likes me but i'm not sure. He used to like me. He liked me alot. i liked him alot too. At first i was just really hot for him and thought he was cool, but then i found out he's a really good guy underneath too. Oh i'm so in like. I am doing fine in school and i really need to get another job. thats all i have to say. maybe see y'all tomorrow night at the bizar.