dreams don't come true

there are no happy endings. the horse does not come in at the last minute on that million to one ticket to save the farm. there are no fairies, wizards, and there most certainly are no unicorns. And there absolutely positively is no true love. the dread pirate roberts is not really your sweet wesley back from the dead. When all is said and done things ends up more like old yeller. so don't bother trying, don't reach for the stars, and save us all some time and heartache and love the one you're with.